(Dialogue from 2015)
Son: Dad, at the paintball party, I'm going to make a paintball trap.
Dad: What's that?
Son: I'm going to fill a can with paint and throw it at someone.
Dad: Isn't that against the rules?
Son: Dad, it's a redneck paintball place.
Dad: What, rednecks don't have to follow rules?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: So-- if they have "redneck" paintball places, does that mean they have the opposite end of the scale? Do they have a Noel Coward/Cole Porter type of paintball place?
Son: Dad, I'm going outside.
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