ARTISTS PLAYED ON HOT PLATE INCLUDE

  • HOT PLATE! ARTISTS INCLUDE:
  • Bryan Ferry, the MC5, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Dolly Parton, Ben Webster, Big Sid Catlett, Bessie Banks, Smokey Wood and the Wood Chips, Frankie "Half-Pint" Jaxon, the Harlem Hamfats, Modern Mountaineers, the Prairie Ramblers, Big Bill Broonzy, Bix Beiderbecke, Andre Williams, Jason Stelluto, Poor Righteous Teachers, Johnny Thunders, Eugene Chadbourne, Derek Bailey, J Dilla, Tom T. Hall, Otis Blackwell, The Velvet Underground, Scotty Stoneman, the Alkaholiks, Stan Getz, Johnny Guitar Watson, Evan Parker, Steve Lacy, Dock Boggs, Min Xiao-Fen, Tony Trischka

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Sunday, May 28, 2017

WEASELLY MARKETING TECHNIQUES ARE EVIDENTLY A GREAT WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ YOUR STUFF

WARNING-- I'M ABOUT TO START USING MARKETING TECHNIQUES

  Hello, all. I've spent the morning reading about ways to increase "traffic" to my "blog," with the eventual goal of "monetizing" it. You'll be happy to hear that I've ruled out ad click revenue, but perhaps not so psyched to find that I'm experimenting with not just headlines, but also subheads. According to the marketing guru i spent two minutes reading, subheads are a great way to keep people reading.

Y'ALL BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES
BY EITHER AVOIDING MY LONGER POSTS, OR CONKING OUT AFTER READING A FEW PARAGRAPHS

  At first, I wrote in the old-fashioned pre-Internet manner, but the evidence suggests that many of you don't respond to that. Rather than dumb down my content, I'm going to start shoving these subheads in. Feel free to treat them like parsley on a plate, or a road sign advertising a gentlemen's club.

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